Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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