My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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