After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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