Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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