South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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