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The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.

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(240): View more from Maryland

No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic

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(908): View more from New Jersey

He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"

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What's this douchebags name?

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Rob...

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(574): View more from Indiana

all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?

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(727): View more from Florida

Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does

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(563): View more from Iowa

Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

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