What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
The Olympian is in my bed
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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