Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We are two peas in an std pod
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
