if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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