i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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