Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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