Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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