Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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