No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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