Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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