Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Even my vagina gasped.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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