Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He felt like a one man threesome
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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