honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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