Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
i now understand why vodka
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize