So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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