He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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