speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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