69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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