Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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