Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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