we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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