somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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