i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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