i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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