used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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