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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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