I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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