Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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