pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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