A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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