This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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