so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I skipped work to stalk him.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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