im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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