She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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