so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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