You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
