Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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