you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I think my moral compass just broke
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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