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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?

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  i cant lie to you.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.

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• (408): View more from California

  I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.

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