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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...

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(434): View more from Virginia

i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like

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(941): View more from Florida

He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.

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(315): View more from New York

Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge

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(315): View more from New York

Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick

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