I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize