My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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