Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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