Plan B is the new Plan A
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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