What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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