can we get nightvision for the apartment?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
