I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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